Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

This is Shaun Mason activating security protocol Campbell. The bridge is out, the trees are coming, and I’m pretty sure my hand is evil. Now gimme some sugar, baby.

Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.

Danger is a side effect of what I do, not the reason behind it.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

I am a zombie fan, but all of the zombie stories Ive enjoyed started when the dead rose and ended three days later with everybody looking exhausted. I was thinking, What happens in 20 years?

Rick stared at him. "Your brother is an alien." "Yeah, but he's a cute one.