My mother once told me that no women is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.

Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress

The laws of physics have already been violated. What happens if they decide to press charges?

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.

You know, addressing my crazy by name doesn’t exactly help me stay sane,” I said. “Nothing can help you stay sane at this point, Mason,” said Becks. “That ship has sailed.

There comes a point when you need to get over the fear and get on with your life, and a lot of people don’t seem to be capable of that anymore. From blood tests to gated communities, we have embraced the cult of fear, and now we don’t seem to know how to put it back where it belongs.

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.