Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.

I am, in fact, immortal when annoyed.

The people who have the power want you scared. They want you walking around paralyzed by the notion that you could die at any moment.

Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.

By the time Buffy finished its Bay Area theatrical run - including a two-month stint at the dollar theater - I had seen the movie well over three dozen times. I was in love.

Post-traumatic shock,' said Shaun. 'He thinks he's a boa constrictor.