Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.

Since Dominic's been sleeping with me, the mice have been trying various labels on him, looking for one that fits. My personal favorite was the week they spent calling him "the God of Absolutely Never Smiling, No, Not Ever.

I am, in fact, immortal when annoyed.

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

It's not hard to marginalize people when they've already done it to themselves.

Madness is surprisingly freeing.