Growing up in my family meant ambushes on your birthday, crossbows for Christmas, and games of dodge ball where the balls were occasionally rigged to explode. It also meant learning how to work your way out of a wide variety of death traps. Failure to get loose on your own could lead to missing dinner, or worse, being forced to admit that you missed dinner because your baby sister had tied you to the couch. Again.
Mira GrantItโs lovely,โ I said, taking an involuntary half step back. โReally, though. I donโt like to handle other peopleโs cookware.โ โThatโs the best you can manage? Thatโs your bright, bold lie?โ โLook, lady, I donโt know about you, but Iโve never had somebody corner me on a dark street and try to hand me a frying pan before,โ I snapped.
Mira Grant