Hey!" I turned, crossing my arms and glaring. "I was talking to him!" Tybalt eyed me with amusement, which just made me glare harder. "No, you were inciting him to stab you with a toothpick. Again, the difference is small, but I think it matters.

The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.

Librarianship is a form of heroism. It’s just not as flashy as swords and dragons.

The problem with people who say monsters don't really exist is that they're almost never saying it to the monsters." —Alice Healy

Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can.

I just find it interesting that kids apparently used to cry when Bambi's mother died. George and I both held our breaths, and then cheered when she didn't reanimate and try to eat her son.

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving