I am, in fact, immortal when annoyed.
Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.
Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn
Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?
I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.
There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.