Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out.

Past experience told me he could smell my fear; it also told me that the anger accompanying it would pretty much cover the scent. It's good to know how to compensate for your own weaknesses.​

The problem with people who say monsters don't really exist is that they're almost never saying it to the monsters." —Alice Healy

He had the same empty confusion in his eyes that I saw in my mirror every morning, that odd sort of denial that only seems to come when the world decides to jump the rails without warning you first.

You really can't go home again. Sometimes, that's a good thing. Sometimes, when you try, you find out that home isn't really there anymore... but that it wasn't only in your head before. Home actually existed. Home wasn't just a dream. Sometimes, that's the best thing of all.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.