The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

Life's more fun when you take the chance that it might end.

Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?

Past experience told me he could smell my fear; it also told me that the anger accompanying it would pretty much cover the scent. It's good to know how to compensate for your own weaknesses.​

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​

Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.