The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.

That’s the trouble with being scared all the time. Eventually, people just go numb.

The problem with people who say monsters don't really exist is that they're almost never saying it to the monsters." —Alice Healy

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

There comes a point when you need to get over the fear and get on with your life, and a lot of people don’t seem to be capable of that anymore. From blood tests to gated communities, we have embraced the cult of fear, and now we don’t seem to know how to put it back where it belongs.

There is a list of things Im not allowed to discuss at the dinner table! I am extraordinarily passionate about the Black Death, which is not something most people are into.

At least you know that you're crazy. That means you have the potential to recover.