At least you know that you're crazy. That means you have the potential to recover.

October— You were sleeping so peacefully that I was loath to wake you. Duke Torquill, after demanding to know what I was doing in your apartment, has requested that I inform you of his intent to visit after ‘tending to some business at the Queen’s Court.’ I recommend wearing something clinging, as that may distract him from whatever he wishes to lecture you about this time. Hopefully, it’s your manners. You are truly endearing when you sleep. I attribute this to the exotic nature of seeing you in a state of silence. —Tybalt

Be good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Never tempt fate. It plays for keeps.