There is a list of things Im not allowed to discuss at the dinner table! I am extraordinarily passionate about the Black Death, which is not something most people are into.

My mother once told me that no women is naked when she comes equipped with a bad mood and a steady glare.

Never tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back." —Evelyn Baker

That's the nice thing about insanity: evil people kill you, but crazy ones try to make you understand.

A martyr's just a casualty with really good PR.

Some lines were never meant to be crossed, however good your cause may seem.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category