Some people live where they work. Others just visit.​

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

There will always be people for whom hate is easier when it’s not backed up by anything but fear.

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.

Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

There's only one thing we never wrote down. You know what it was.