...but that was the thing about reality. It didn't need to make sense.

No one wants to set out to be a hero, and discover that they've been a villain all along.

In my defense, the corpse was entirely unexpected.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

Blood is thicker than water, but family isn’t just about blood. Family is about faith, and loyalty, and who you love. If you don’t have those things, I don’t care what the blood says. You’re not family.

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy