Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.

Humans have always preferred to live their lives​ by daylight. I used to think it was because human beings have crappy night vision, and it wasn't until I got older and more cynical that I realized it was because they have less to be afraid of during the day.

Are you ever not a pessimist?" "Sometimes. But then I wake up.

Sorry...I got distracted listening to you and hot glued myself to my unicorn

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

I’m a cat. We aren’t required to make sense.