I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

I am a zombie fan, but all of the zombie stories Ive enjoyed started when the dead rose and ended three days later with everybody looking exhausted. I was thinking, What happens in 20 years?

The people who have the power want you scared. They want you walking around paralyzed by the notion that you could die at any moment.

I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

I feel the closest to crazy when I'm disagreeing with the voice in my head