I'd say it was nice knowing you, but as you've effectively ruined my life, it almost certainly hasn't been.

I'll challenge senators and kings for the right to know the truth, but far be it from me to challenge a woman in her own kitchen.

There comes a point when you need to get over the fear and get on with your life, and a lot of people don’t seem to be capable of that anymore. From blood tests to gated communities, we have embraced the cult of fear, and now we don’t seem to know how to put it back where it belongs.

I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less.

Now I'm a God, but tomorrow, when you have to stop me from playing with dead things again, you'll be right back to calling me an idiot, won't you?

It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior of megalomaniacal mad scientists who never met a corpse they wouldn't try to resurrect. Anyone coming within a hundred yards of my happy ending had better pray that they're immune to bullets. - Shaun Mason

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy