I wanted the truth, and I wanted the news, and I'd be damned before I settled for anything less.

I'll challenge senators and kings for the right to know the truth, but far be it from me to challenge a woman in her own kitchen.

We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

We have to burn brightly. We can’t burn forever

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.

Remember what I said about the mosquitoes?" "Which part" asked Maggie. "The scary part, the really scary part, the legitimately terrifying part, or the part that makes suicide sound like an awesome way to spend the evening?