What happened?โ she breathed, staring at me. โI got hit in the face with a pie,โ I said. Mags stopped, blinking. โYou got...hit in the face with a pie,โ she repeated. โI...what? Iโm sorry, but Iโve been in charge of this Library for a long time. Iโve seen a lot of really ridiculous things. I lived in Wales. And there is no way being hit with a pie should have turned you human.โ โIt was a really evil pie,โ I said.
Mira GrantBe good. Be kind to each other. And if there's somebody you love, tell them. The world always needs more love.
Mira GrantI would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.
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