The one thing I have absolute faith in is mankind's capacity to make things worse. No matter how bad it gets, we're all happy to screw each other over. It's enough to make me wonder if we should have let the zombies win.

Dramatic exits are the last refuge of the infantile personality

We all make mistakes. Luckily for us, there are very few mistakes that cant be solved with a suitable application of either lipstick or hand grenades" - Frances Brown

We are a nation equally afraid of gathering together and being alone.

I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.