I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.

When you're going to play with dead things, do it during the daylight.

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.

It is what it is. Isn't that how these things always go? They are what they are. We just get to cope.