If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving

Shaun get your sister her glasses. She looks naked without them. It's creeping me out.

This is Shaun Mason activating security protocol Campbell. The bridge is out, the trees are coming, and I’m pretty sure my hand is evil. Now gimme some sugar, baby.

...a truth you don't understand is more dangerous than a lie.

Humans have always preferred to live their lives​ by daylight. I used to think it was because human beings have crappy night vision, and it wasn't until I got older and more cynical that I realized it was because they have less to be afraid of during the day.

Alive or dead, the truth won't rest. Rise up while you can.