Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.

Never tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back." —Evelyn Baker

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

I am, in fact, immortal when annoyed.

Remember how pissed you got when we had to do all that reading about the Rising back in sixth grade? I thought you were going to get us both expelled. You said the only way things could've gotten as bad as they did was if people were willing to take the first easy answer they could find and cling to it, rather than doing anything as complicated as actually thinking.

Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.