Are you ever not a pessimist?" "Sometimes. But then I wake up.

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.

That,' he said, with almost religious fever, 'was the coolest thing you have ever done. In fact, that may have been the coolest thing you ever will do. Your entire existence has been moving toward one shining moment, George, and that was the moment when you thought, 'Hey, why don't I just go over the zombies?

By the time Buffy finished its Bay Area theatrical run - including a two-month stint at the dollar theater - I had seen the movie well over three dozen times. I was in love.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things