Are you ever not a pessimist?" "Sometimes. But then I wake up.

I've seen that mixture of resignation and hopelessness before; its usually in my mirror.

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Rose goblins are built like porcupines - if you rub them the right way, you don't have to worry about the spines. They're sort of like people in that regard, too.​

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

May posterity show mercy when it look back upon the work we do today. We did what we could with what we had.

He had the same empty confusion in his eyes that I saw in my mirror every morning, that odd sort of denial that only seems to come when the world decides to jump the rails without warning you first.