Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.

There is a list of things Im not allowed to discuss at the dinner table! I am extraordinarily passionate about the Black Death, which is not something most people are into.

Crazy gets all the knives.

Why is it you assholes always feel the need to tell the media your evil plans before you kill us?” asked Becks. “Is it a union requirement or something?

Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuckoos just don't seem that unreasonable. Unpleasant, yes, but unreasonable? Not really.

And then everything was in the hands of gravity, which has never had much love for the terminally stupid.

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​