Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.

It's the oldest story in the world. Boy loves girl. Boy loses girl. Boy gets girl back thanks to the unethical behavior of megalomaniacal mad scientists who never met a corpse they wouldn't try to resurrect. Anyone coming within a hundred yards of my happy ending had better pray that they're immune to bullets. - Shaun Mason

This is Shaun Mason activating security protocol Campbell. The bridge is out, the trees are coming, and I’m pretty sure my hand is evil. Now gimme some sugar, baby.

Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuckoos just don't seem that unreasonable. Unpleasant, yes, but unreasonable? Not really.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

That's the nice thing about insanity: evil people kill you, but crazy ones try to make you understand.

I guess in the end, it doesn’t matter what we wanted. What matters is what we chose to do with the things we had.