Fooling laymen with science is sometimes so easy it should be criminal.

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.

We have to burn brightly. We can’t burn forever

Madness is surprisingly freeing.

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.

There will always be people for whom hate is easier when it’s not backed up by anything but fear.

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.