If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: If forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world's population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.

There is a list of things Im not allowed to discuss at the dinner table! I am extraordinarily passionate about the Black Death, which is not something most people are into.

Is there any time in your life when you do not feel the need for caffeine?" "Sure. Sometimes I'm asleep.

Past experience told me he could smell my fear; it also told me that the anger accompanying it would pretty much cover the scent. It's good to know how to compensate for your own weaknesses.​

Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.