If anything, global response to the Rising only confirmed something that many Australians had quietly believed for quite some time: If forced to live in Australia for a year, most of the world's population would simply curl up in a fetal ball and die of terror.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

Kellis-Amberlee is a fact of existence. You live, you die, and then you come back to life, get up, and shamble around trying to eat your former friends and loved ones. That’s the way it is for everyone.

You are truly endearing when you sleep. I attribute this to the exotic nature of seeing you in a state of silence. —Tybalt

Any good Irwin can make going to the corner store for a candy bar and a Coke lood death defying and suicidal.

Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress

Failure to die is always appreciated.