We were the ones on scene when everything went down. We weren't better. We weren't worse. We were just the ones standing in the blast radius.

He'll die first, we both know it, but I don't know... I really don't know how long I'll stay alive without him. That's the part Shaun doesn't know. I don't intend to be an only child for long.

Follow the rules whenever possible. That makes it a lot more surprising when you break them.

I've seen that mixture of resignation and hopelessness before; its usually in my mirror.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

You can't win. Logic has no power over her when her territory has been invaded by heathens.

Nothing says "deeply in mourning" like canapés and free beer.