We were the ones on scene when everything went down. We weren't better. We weren't worse. We were just the ones standing in the blast radius.

Our story opens where countless stories have ended in the last twenty-six years: with an idiot -- in this case, my brother, Shaun -- deciding it would be a good idea to go out and poke a zombie with a stick to see what happens.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things

Blood is thicker than water, but family isn’t just about blood. Family is about faith, and loyalty, and who you love. If you don’t have those things, I don’t care what the blood says. You’re not family.

Pronouns are only useful when you combine them with other words. I have a few I can give you, if you're at a loss.

Running around in the grass near an unsecured structure and a bunch of trees is a good way of taking yourself out of the gene pool.