Follow the rules whenever possible. That makes it a lot more surprising when you break them.

Didn't we talk about this?" "HAIL!" "That isn't an answer." I planted my hands on my hips. "Was there a reason for shoving the gummy bears off the counter? Did they tell you they were suicidal? On second thought," I raised a hand, palm out, "don't answer that. If the candy is talking, I don't want to know.

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

Think about that for a moment. They died for you. Now take a good look at the life you're living and tell me: Did they do the right thing?

Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a third man's raw materials for their planet-buster earthquake machine.

Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.