Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

Children's games are stronger than you remember once you've grown up and left them behind. They're always fair, and never kind.

Behold the power of the truth. When people see its shadow on the wall, they don't want to take the time to look away.

No one wants to set out to be a hero, and discover that they've been a villain all along.

The Argentine tango isn't here to play nicely with the other children. The Argentine tango is here to seduce your women, spill things on your rug, and sneak out your bedroom window in the middle of the night.

...but that was the thing about reality. It didn't need to make sense.

Protecting the human race should really come with a per diem, I swear.