Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a third man's raw materials for their planet-buster earthquake machine.

If you want to go foraging into the wilds of Canada without proper gear, you deserve what you get, even if that happens to include being attacked by an undead moose.

Everyone thinks of them in terms of poisoned apples and glass coffins, and forgets that they represent girls who walked into dark forests and remade them into their own reflections.

Just once, I want to meet the villain in a cheerful, brightly lit room. Possibly one with kittens.

I've got no problem with octopuses. It's bugs and spiders that I don't like. Octopuses are cute, in their own 'nature did a lot of drugs' sort of way." - Becks

Life as the chosen religious figure for a colony of cryptid mice can be a lot of things, but it's definitely never boring.