Jan built herself an ivory tower to keep the wolves out; she never dreamed they were already inside.

There weren’t any fairy tales in the streets around me. If there was ever a Cinderella, her glass slippers shattered under her weight and she limped home bleeding from the ball.

Failure to die is always appreciated.

We all make mistakes. Luckily for us, there are very few mistakes that cant be solved with a suitable application of either lipstick or hand grenades" - Frances Brown

Post-traumatic shock,' said Shaun. 'He thinks he's a boa constrictor.

Call me paranoid. I´m frequently right.

I recommend Avon Skin-So-Soft. It’s a bath product. It smells like someone fed a Disney Princess through a juicer, but it works better than anything else on the market.