Failure to die is always appreciated.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

Don't start. My mood stays better if you don't start.

Kellis-Amberlee is a fact of existence. You live, you die, and then you come back to life, get up, and shamble around trying to eat your former friends and loved ones. That’s the way it is for everyone.

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving

Never tell anyone to be careful, never ask what that noise was, and for the love of God, never, ever say that you'll be right back." —Evelyn Baker

It felt odd to be laughing during a firefight. Then again, if you can't laugh when you're about to die, when can you?