Failure to die is always appreciated.

There weren’t any fairy tales in the streets around me. If there was ever a Cinderella, her glass slippers shattered under her weight and she limped home bleeding from the ball.

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.

Sometimes humanity is the reason we can't have nice things

Jan built herself an ivory tower to keep the wolves out; she never dreamed they were already inside.

He said that he was sure you would be amendable to this course of action." April paused, eyes widening, before she said indignantly, "I believe he may have lied to me!

Nobody cares if you're an idiot, as long as you're a useful one.