Failure to die is always appreciated.

There is a list of things Im not allowed to discuss at the dinner table! I am extraordinarily passionate about the Black Death, which is not something most people are into.

By the time Buffy finished its Bay Area theatrical run - including a two-month stint at the dollar theater - I had seen the movie well over three dozen times. I was in love.

I honestly have no idea what's going on anymore. I just need to find something I can hit. (Shaun Mason)

No one should be posing for duck-lipped selfies with the plaque of the dead. That wouldn't be right.

Anyone who thinks cryptozoology is the study of the impossible has never really taken a very good look at the so-called "natural world." Once you get past the megamouth sharks, naked mole rats, and spotted hyenas, then the basilisks, dragons, and cuckoos just don't seem that unreasonable. Unpleasant, yes, but unreasonable? Not really.

There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.