Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

The world is out of order. It's been broken since you came.

You can't kill the truth.

If we didn't fear the truths we didn't hear, we'd lose the need to fear the ones we did.

Nothing is impossible to kill. It's just that sometimes after you kill something you have to keep shooting it until it stops moving

There comes a point when you need to get over the fear and get on with your life, and a lot of people don’t seem to be capable of that anymore. From blood tests to gated communities, we have embraced the cult of fear, and now we don’t seem to know how to put it back where it belongs.

Things it is not polite to discuss at the dinner table: politics, religion, and the walking dead.