Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

This is Shaun Mason activating security protocol Campbell. The bridge is out, the trees are coming, and I’m pretty sure my hand is evil. Now gimme some sugar, baby.

The difference between the truth and a lie is that both of them can hurt, but only one will take the time to heal you afterward.

Repetition is sometimes the best way to deal with the Luideag: just keep saying the same thing over and over until she gets fed up and gives you what you want. All preschoolers have an instinctive grasp of this concept, but most don’t practice it on immortal water demons. That’s probably why there are so few disembowelments in your average preschool.

We live in a world where joy is possible, love is possible, happiness is possible; where all things are possible, if we're willing to take the time, take a chance, take a breath and step off the edge of everything that is for the sake of everything that might be.

See, Quentin, that’s why you should wear a cup before trying to assassinate someone.

The only thing we have in this world that is utterly and intrinsically ours is our integrity.