Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

Time never runs backward when I need it to. Not for me, and not for anyone else.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a third man's raw materials for their planet-buster earthquake machine.

We are in the middle of what looks increasingly like the zombie apocalypse. Moaning people don't need help. Moaning people are intending to eat us.

Follow the rules whenever possible. That makes it a lot more surprising when you break them.

You're a mad scientist,' said Maggie, in what may well have been intended as a reassuring tone. 'We don't expect you to be nice. We just go to bed every night hoping you won't mutate us before we wake up.' Dr. Abbey blinked at her. 'That's...almost sweet. In a disturbing sort of a way.

Being a King sort of sucks," I said. Quentin wrinkled his nose, "So does your outfit." "Blood is in this season.