Any man who doesn't believe in carrying weapons on a first date is not a man worth knowing.

I'm a decent sprinter and I can gun a motorcycle from zero to suicidal in less than ten seconds.

Whoever authorized the evolution of the spiders of Australia should be summarily dragged out into the street and shot.

Humans have always preferred to live their lives​ by daylight. I used to think it was because human beings have crappy night vision, and it wasn't until I got older and more cynical that I realized it was because they have less to be afraid of during the day.

This is what I do know: A lie, however well-intended, can't prepare you for reality or change the world... To tell the truth is to provide armament against a world too full of cruelties to be defeated with simple falsehoods... It seems to me we owe the world--more, we owe ourselves--the exchange of comfort for the chance that maybe the truth can do what people always say it can. The truth may, given the opportunity, set us free.

Post-traumatic shock,' said Shaun. 'He thinks he's a boa constrictor.

There's no such thing as a normal life. Some lives are just more interesting than others, and we shouldn't judge people for being boring.