This is Shaun Mason activating security protocol Campbell. The bridge is out, the trees are coming, and I’m pretty sure my hand is evil. Now gimme some sugar, baby.

Mother Nature is a freaky lady who probably created pot so she could spend all her time smoking it.

Mira Grant is actually my pseudonym. And Seanan is pronounced SHAWN-in.

One man's trash is another man's treasure is a third man's raw materials for their planet-buster earthquake machine.

Most guys my age have girlfriends and drinking buddies on their speed dial. Me, I have the Memphis CDC.

He had the same empty confusion in his eyes that I saw in my mirror every morning, that odd sort of denial that only seems to come when the world decides to jump the rails without warning you first.

Some people live where they work. Others just visit.​