There's only one thing we never wrote down. You know what it was.

Some people say I have issues. I say those people need to expand their horizons because I don't have issues, I have the Library of Congress

It's not hard to marginalize people when they've already done it to themselves.

Sometimes in the news, "luck" is just a matter of "capitalizing on someone else's pain.

My manners have always been the first thing to go when I get upset, and some people say that they stopped coming back a long time ago.​

There was no warning before the outbreaks began. One day, things were normal; the next, people who were supposedly dead were getting up and attacking anything that came into range. This was upsetting for everyone involved, except for the infected, who were past being upset about that sort of thing.

Besides, killing all the humans will totally trash the cable schedule, and there are some shows I'm really excited to have back on the air.