There's only one thing we never wrote down. You know what it was.

Some lines were never meant to be crossed, however good your cause may seem.

Humans have always preferred to live their lives​ by daylight. I used to think it was because human beings have crappy night vision, and it wasn't until I got older and more cynical that I realized it was because they have less to be afraid of during the day.

In my defense, the corpse was entirely unexpected.

Last guy I was interested in turned out to be an incestuous necrophiliac," she said. "So no, not currently dating, and definitely not doing any more shopping in the 'sociopath' category

Since Dominic's been sleeping with me, the mice have been trying various labels on him, looking for one that fits. My personal favorite was the week they spent calling him "the God of Absolutely Never Smiling, No, Not Ever.

I really don’t think you should put your hand inside the manticore, dear. You don’t know where it’s been.” –Enid Healy