some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.

Live in hope. Because things do happen. Things do change. Worry really is futile. Don't fear the future. Dreams do come true.

Manicures: Which are basically just holding hands with a stranger for forty-five minutes whilst listening to Enya.

I only really and truly fully relax on my own. Give me a sun lounger, a pool and a sea view, and I'm happy.

I've never felt like a woman fighting in a male world; I've never felt penalised.

You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot.