You need to know that even as life develops in superficially disappointing ways, there is still fun to be had.

My greatest crush was Chandler from 'Friends'. And Goran Ivanisevic.

Also, in your 20s, if you are beautiful, everything comes to you, so you never need to develop a personality. I never had that problem.

I don't know who St. Valentine was, but I hope he died alone, surrounded by couples.

It's a real man who can go out with a woman who's taller than he is. That's an alpha male right there.

My Dear Reader Chum, a very hearty hello to you. What an honour and privilege it is to have you perusing my written word.

some of my happiest funniest times have been spent in offices. Perhaps because the work was mudane, even the tiniest of distractions become wildly hilarious and wonderful. Actually, I'd say that 90 per cent of my doubled-over-gasping-with-laughther-laughing-so-much-that-you-can't-breathe-and-you-think-you-might-die laughing has occurred during slow days in offices.