Mom and Dad were married 64 years. And if you wondered what their secret was, you could have asked the local florist - because every day Dad gave Mom a rose, which he put on her bedside table. That's how she found out what happened on the day my father died - she went looking for him because that morning, there was no rose.

What's up, gangstas? It's the M-I-Double-Tizzle.

Neil Armstrong today takes his place in the hall of heroes. The moon will miss its first son of earth.

I actually like jokes as well as things that are sort of fun.

Giving tuition breaks to the children of illegal immigrants needs to stop.

When there are elections, people tend to vote for peace. They don't vote for war. So Americans want to promote those principles around the world.

We will strengthen our security by building missile defense, restoring our military might, and standing by and strengthening our intelligence officers.