Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

It's much easier to make jokes about sensitive issues if there is some dissent, some conflict.

I was way too hyperactive to study for long. I would freak out, then crash, then be too tired to read or write. I really should have had less sugar.

I love the challenge of taking something that may be boring to a lot of people but is unarguably important. It's irresistible. I always take projects that I'm paid to learns stuff. I study much harder now than I did when I was in college.

I was not a jock in high school. I know, you're shocked.

I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.

If I had a time machine I would go back 30 years and show up at my grandmother's apartment before the gargantuan meals she would serve and I would help her.