I'm in fact a hair under six feet, but I'm very svelte. People would never see me if I turned sideways.

Think of all that hard work our founding fathers put in - the revolutionizing, the three-fifths compromising, having to write the entire Constitution with a quill - and yet they neglected to include the right to vote.

Digital television, satellite radio, videogames, iPods - so much media. Do books even matter anymore?

I don't think everyone should vote. If you have to be dragged into the polls, carried into the polls and smelling salts have to be used, you probably shouldn't be voting. However, we shouldn't be putting up barriers to voting that target certain groups.

It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.

I'd rather call myself a mischief-maker, an imp, rather than a satirist. Satirist sounds so self important. Plus no one is calling himself an imp right now. It makes me feel special.

Yes, I still love 'South Park,' but I also love morning TV now.