Good politics are often inextricably intertwined.

Lord, give us the wisdom to utter words that are gentle and tender, for tomorrow we may have to eat them.

If nominated, I shall run to Mexico. If elected, I shall fight extradition.

One puts on black robes to scare the hell out of white people, while the other puts on white robes to scare the hell out of blacks.

For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter.

Many respected economists and statesmen believe our national debt is neither unwieldy nor a dangerous burden on the country. The trouble is that a vast majority of the American people think otherwise.... It violates basic American ideas of thrift and money management. These strong public feelings cannot be ignored forever.

If you can find something everyone agrees on, it's wrong.