I love it when celebrities fall apart.

I'm obsessed with politics, and I talk about it any chance I can get. I have strong opinions about how the world should be run.

I like my coffee like I like my romantic partners: cold and bitter and prone to giving me anxiety attacks.

Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.

I love going on tour and playing music for people.

The average life expectancy of a celebrity is 20 years less than someone working in a coal mine.

I've been friends with madonna for ever. In fact she was at my 3rd solo performance in 1990, and there were only 10 people in the audience.