Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.
Shut up and say something.
Every time you think, you weaken the nation.
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
Only fools are positive.
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!