Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.
Every time you think, you weaken the nation.
Only fools are positive.
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.