I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
Shut up and say something.
Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!
Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!