I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.
Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.
Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.
Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.
I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.