I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.
Rave music sounds like an electronic disco version of '30s Universal monster movies.
I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.
Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.
I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.
Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.