I love blacks and gays and latinos, as long as they don't live next door.

I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.

National 21 drinking age, huh, what do you think about that? A bunch of malarkey, whatever malarkey is, man, it's a whole bunch of it.

Dad's going steady with a pig in the barn.

Elvis, heal me, save me. Elvis, make me be born again in the perfect Elvis light.

You only live once, so off with them pants. Hell ain't for sure, it's only a chance.

I can't understand people calling themselves religious and being hateful. If a preacher is preaching hate, to fear God that's not religion, that's not helping humanity, that's organizing an army to defeat somebody.