Elvis is everywhere. Elvis is everything. Elvis is everybody. Elvis is still The King.
I love you more than the pool hall, but not as much as football.
Tiffany is wrestling in Jell-O.
I graduated from college in Ohio and bummed around for a while, and then I joined VISTA, which was a domestic Peace Corps kind of thing, and they sent me to Colorado.
Debbie Gibson is pregnant with my two headed love child, it's a big foot baby all covered in fur.
Me and Don Henley are fast acquaintances now, or something. He actually got on stage and sang with me.