Ah! how annoying that the law doesn't allow a woman to change husbands just as one does shirts.

I believe that two and two are four and that four and four are eight.

The smallest errors are always the best.

Books and marriage go ill together.

All the ills of mankind, all the tragic misfortunes that fill the history books, all the political blunders, all the failures of the great leaders have arisen merely from a lack of skill at dancing.

The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.

How easy love makes fools of us.