Oh, I may be devout, but I am human all the same.
People spend most of their lives worrying about things that never happen.
Frenchmen have an unlimited capacity for gallantry and indulge it on every occasion.
It is the public scandal that offends; to sin in secret is no sin at all.
The duty of comedy is to correct men by amusing them.
No matter what Aristotle and the Philosophers say, nothing is equal to tobacco; it's the passion of the well-bred, and he who lives without tobacco lives a life not worth living.