As they say around the Texas Legislature, if you can't drink their whiskey, screw their women, take their money, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in office.
Molly Ivinsthe more a body tries to explode all the foolish myths that have grown up about Texas by telling the truth, the more a body will wind up adding to the mythology.
Molly IvinsBe outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.
Molly Ivins