With politicians, artful evasion is always preferable to the outright lie.

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented.

Either we figure out how to keep corporate cash out of the political system or we lose the democracy.

I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

I believe all Southern liberals come from the same starting point--race. Once you figure out they are lying to you about race, you start to question everything.

We often seem to be swimming through such a miasma of sexual violence - in advertising, television programming, heavy metal, rap, films, and worst of all, in the home - that even First Amendment absolutists sometimes daydream about how nice it would be to have government-as-nanny just outlaw all this effluent.