With politicians, artful evasion is always preferable to the outright lie.

What you need is sustained outrage...there's far too much unthinking respect given to authority.

Texas is a fine place for men and dogs, but hell on women and horses.

Be outrageous, ridicule the fraidy-cats, rejoice in all the oddities that freedom can produce.

If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day

I still believe in Hope - mostly because there's no such place as Fingers Crossed, Arkansas.

In city rooms and in the bars where newspeople drink, you can find out what's going on. You can't find it in the papers.