I believe all Southern liberals come from the same starting point--race. Once you figure out they are lying to you about race, you start to question everything.

The impulse to make ourselves safer by making ourselves less free is an old one ... When we are badly frightened, we think we can make ourselves safer by sacrificing some of our liberties. We did it during the McCarthy era out of fear of communism. Less liberty is regularly proposed as a solution to crime, to pornography, to illegal immigration, to abortion, to all kinds of threats.

Rank imperialism and warmongering are not American traditions or values. We do not need to dominate the world.

I never saw anything funnier than Texas politics.

Michael Jackson was a poor black boy who grew up to be a rich white woman

Of course, it has never paid much.

I learned two things growing up in Texas. 1: God loves you, and you're going to burn in hell forever. 2: Sex is the dirtiest and most dangerous thing you can possibly do, so save it for someone you love.