There is no inverse relationship between freedom and security. Less of one does not lead to more of the other. People with no rights are not safe from terrorist attack.

The Founders were right all along, but the results are a lot funnier than they intended.

Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated.

Satire is traditionally the weapon of the powerless against the powerful.

Anyone who thinks humans are not capable of so fouling their own nest that the land and the waters can no longer be productive just hasn't been paying attention.

Texas is not a civilized place. Texans shoot one another a lot. They also knife, razor, and stomp one another to death with some frequency. And they fight in bars all the time.

California is now close to spending more on prisons than it does on higher education - surely the death warrant of a civilization.